▼▼▼ OFFICIAL WEBSITE ▼ NOT A SCAM ▼ PROBABLY ▼▼▼

SMILE BRO

you're alive.

THAT IS THE WHOLE SLOGAN · $SMILEBRO · SOLANA

UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 3AM FOREVER
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER
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THIS SITE IS 100% HAND-CODED BY A GUY WHO SHOULD BE ASLEEP

▶ HOW TO GET THE COIN ◀

CONTRACT ADDRESS (paste it in yourself, we are not doing links):

PASTE-YOUR-MINT-ADDRESS-HERE-AFTER-YOU-LAUNCH

GO TO PUMP.FUN 🚀

(we have no idea if this goes up. nobody does. see the beige box at the bottom, we mean it)

▶ CLICK THE FROG ◀

this is the utility. this is the entire utility.

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▶ WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON ◀

every coin says this. we actually looked at it. hang on.

it looks normal from here.

▶ PROOF OF ASS ◀

Bitcoin has Proof of Work. Solana has Proof of History. We have this button. Every press is permanently recorded in your own browser and absolutely nowhere else.

ASS-O-METER: 0%
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turn the sound on (bottom right) or you are only getting half the experience

▶ FREE DIAGNOSTIC TOOL ◀

Are you alive? Find out in 6 seconds. No wallet connect. We literally cannot see you.

▶ ONION DEFENSE PROTOCOL ◀

Vampires kept showing up. We were told garlic repels them. We did not have garlic. We had onions. It is the same aisle. Close enough.

▶ LIVE TRADES ◀

^ completely made up. none of these people exist. it just looked cool.

▶ TOKENOMICS ◀

  • 99.9% — VIBES
  • 0.1% — the boat
  • 0.000001% — ass (allegedly, unaudited)
  • 1,000,000,000 — total supply (pump.fun default)
  • 0% / 0% — buy / sell tax
  • 0% — team allocation. we own a JPEG of a frog.
  • MINT REVOKED · LP BURNED — automatic on pump.fun, go verify it yourself on Solscan, do not take our word for anything ever

▶ ROADMAP ◀

  1. PHASE 1 · COMPLETE You smile. That's the phase. It's already done. You did it while reading this.
  2. PHASE 2 · COMPLETE Confirm you're still alive. Ongoing. You cannot fail this while reading the sentence, which is the strongest guarantee in all of crypto.
  3. PHASE 3 · IN PROGRESS Acquire boat. Any boat. A pedalo counts. One of those swan things counts. We are not adding requirements to a frog's dream.
  4. PHASE 4 · SOON™ Drive boat past the Opera House with arms fully extended. Wave at the ferry. They will not wave back. Wave anyway.
  5. PHASE 5 · ??? There is no phase 5. You're alive and there's a frog on a boat. What were you expecting in Q3, staking?

▶ THE FROG HAS PLANS TONIGHT ◀

He said it was a business meeting. He is not in business. He is a frog.

▶ SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ◀

saved only in your own browser. nobody else can see this. it is a diary.

100%
ORGANIC FROG
APPROVED CERTIFIED
BADONKADONK NO RUG
(PROBABLY) MOON
= ASS SMELL
TESTED WORKS ON
MY MACHINE

The boring part, which is the real part

Everything above is a joke. This box is not. Read it.

  1. Get a Solana wallet — Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper. Never type it into any website, including one that looks exactly like this one.
  2. Fund it with SOL from an exchange, and leave a little spare for network fees.
  3. Type pump.fun into the address bar yourself. Never click token links from DMs, replies, or anyone who messages you first.
  4. Check every character of the contract address before you swap. Copycat tokens with identical names and images are guaranteed to appear.
  5. Swap. Set slippage sensibly — a fresh launch moves fast.
Only spend money you can lose completely. $SMILEBRO is a memecoin. It has no product, no revenue, no team obligation to you, and no mechanism that makes the price go up. The overwhelming majority of memecoins go to zero, often within days. Nothing on this page is financial advice, an offer, or a prediction. Assume the money is gone the moment you send it — and if that thought stings, send less or send nothing.